Aphallatosis

That awkward moment when you give the right answer but the teacher doesn’t hear you, so some bitch steals it from you and the teacher praises them

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When you’ve been in line for like 30 minutes and someone cuts in front of you

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understanding a joke on the big bang theory

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(Source: funniest-out)

Teacher asks you to read out loud.

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You don’t even know the page they’re on

What book are we reading ?!

WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!

ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.

NO HABLA INGLÉS.

LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.

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When you see your parents give your sibling money…

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My turn.

REBLOGGING PURELY FOR THE GIF

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that pissed off moment the vending machine takes your money and keeps your snack

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Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?

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That annoying moment when your friends make it obvious that you like your crush.

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Will Smith created everything

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The Cat Daddy:

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The Dougie:

omg.

By far the greatest post to ever surface on Tumblr.

^^

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do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something

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